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[12 Aug 2005|11:40pm]
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[07 Jun 2005|09:28pm]
Misssssssssss Susy had a steamboat. The steamboat had a bell. Ding ding. Miss Susy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-o operater, please give me number nine. And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your behind the fridgerator, sat a peice of glass, Mis Susy sat upon and it went up her little ass-k me no more questions please tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up thier flies are the the meadow the bees are in the park Miss Susy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d- a- r- k d- a- r- k d- a- r-k DARKDARKDARK.
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[06 Jun 2005|06:54pm]
Yes, I marry myself.

Your Wedding by shimmy_sham
Username
Age
Gender
Who you will marrycant_touchthis
Best Manilovemycats_
Maid of Honor_______neon
Who Secretly wants to marry youlimeinyococonut
Who gets drunk and ruins the ceremonycalculator__
Your Wedding Singerstudio_city
Who will try to freak dance with your motherconansbabymomma
How many times you'll have sex that night15
Chances of marriage survival: 84%
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That's all I have to say... LIBBY. YOU PERV.
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